TouchaKlass: Good afternoon!
Zack: Hi Alisha and thanks for taking the time to talk with me.
TouchaKlass: My pleasure
Zack: At what age did you stop squirting the bed?
TouchaKlass: Haha its female ejaculation
Zack: You retired from the adult industry in 2000 to pursue legitimate acting, so how are the Oscar chances shaping up for 2006's "Ass-ians Have More Anal Fun"?
Zack: I think you're a shoe-in for best actress. You get twice Gwyneth Paltrow's distance on a squirt, easy.
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