Zack: I'm a big fan of your site! Thanks for talking with me!
JordiLamoure: oh no problem thanks 4 talking with ME!
Zack: Were you shocked when your own production company stole your honeymoon sex tape and decided to release it?
JordiLamoure: that was 2 prevent some1 else from proffitting
Zack: Were you at all shaken when you realized your Q-rating was lower than Dustin Diamond's?
JordiLamoure: my what?
Zack: Don't worry, it's just a number that indicates the sum total of your value as a human being.
JordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond?
Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes.
JordiLamoure: go 2 hell
Zack: You're like a drowsy anime character.
JordiLamoure has disconnected****