the bitch at the jewelry store laughed at me
I was shopping for a present, so I went to a jewelry store, saw a nice necklace and asked the saleswoman there "excuse me, how much does the necklace with the little ball cost" and she looked at me a said "you mean the faberge egg?" and I'm like "is that what you call it? coz it looks like anal bead to me...."
damn snobby bitch
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