Easy and fastest way to lose weight. I lost 30 pounds today!! Tommorow I will lose another 30!
Follow these simple steps.
1. Goto your local hardware store.
2. Grab a big saw, some work cloths.
3. Saw off you LEFT leg, you will need your right one to drive home.
4. *optional- purchase the saw since you used it, or you can be a cheap bastard like me and just stick it back.
5. Enjoy yourself 30 pounds lighter!
To lose another 30, you will need to do steps 1-4 again, or if you chose to purchase the saw, go ahead and do these steps at home. IF you didnot buy the saw, take a friend with you so they can drive you home.
I also hear that the
Atkins thingy works pretty good for some people too 