I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.
I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?
I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit?
