Originally Posted by Far-L

Thanks, that is my girlfriend not my wife actually but thanks again I will pass on the compliment.

Vegas here we come!

Here is my top ten about the AVN awards:

Top Ten Reasons People Think The AVN Awards Are Rigged...

10. Starlet of the year last year was caught lip synching her acceptance speech.

9. The number of award nominations per company bear a striking ratio correlation to the number of ad dollars spent.

8. The best conspiracy theorists put all their tin foil hats together and came to an agreement that it is rigged but could not decide if it was the Templars or the Masons or the Jews who were responsible.

7. New awards keep being named for more and more obscure things like ?Best Anal Insertion Shot Using a Vulcanized Rubber Ducky Toy?

6. Nobody and I mean NOBODY can wade through that much porn for award consideration and still be able to walk much less form a qualified opinion about it.

5. Starlets have to take a number waiting to blow the reviewers,judges, editors and even occasionally the night janitor. His name is Pappy. He has a really big dick. No. Bigger than that even.

4. There are cast iron cash deposit boxes set up in the parking lot of the AVN offices for drive by charitable donations to AVN.

3. Someone told me he heard it from a friend who used to know a guy that had a brother with a friend that either worked there or would, like, go there for some reason or another?

2. Every company is making the same thing their competitor is making anyway so most of it is indiscernible and requires rigging to makes heads or tails of it.

1. Two words. Rob. Black.