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Originally Posted by Halcyon
ha ha ha!!!!
And the blog looks awesome!!
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Thanks - this top ten is something i bet you can relate to:
Top ten reasons sex on the beach is not all it is cracked up to be:
10. After sitting naked in a small square sand box, prisoners were sodomized anally in a medieval torture known as ?Treading Thy Beach?.
9. You don?t know who else has been there.
8. It only looks fun in the movies because they use body doubles and special effects.
7. Hard to climax dramitically in tune with the sunset.
6. The roaring sound of the ocean mimics the sound of a roaring crowd and makes people nervous.
5. It can be very difficult to place a proper obelisk to commemorate the spot.
4. Third row and back people have difficulty viewing the action.
3. You could just as easily have stayed home and masturbated with sandpaper.
2. Statistically speaking there is a much greater chance for shark attack in shallow water by the beach. You would be safer having sex by a soda machine.
1. You don?t tan evenly when you do!