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Originally Posted by TDF
but im a BRO..how could i not have bro status?  |
The Adult Entertainment Industry Bro Club does not tolerate independent thought or views. This is where you are probably having troubles. First obligation as a member to the Bro Club is to be on ICQ, MSN, Yahoo or AIM 18 hrs a day to answer all Code 419s (Bro in message board distress) - whereupon, you are required to begin posting on page 2 of the thread, one or more of, but not limited to*, the following;
"i met him at a show, he bought me drinks... top notch guy, runs a top notch operation"
"XXX is one of the most honest webmasters in this biz"
"I don't know why you are having these problems, but he is a great guy... i am sure if you contacted him by ICQ, this could be resolved quickly... no need to bring this to the boards"
"i am sure that was just a rogue designer that copied your site without his knowledge. he has a lot of employees and can't be aware of every single move each are making at any given point in time. don't worry, he will do the right thing"
"he was forced to use Zango"
*section 29, subsection 3 of the Bro Club handbook offers a full list of the 27 acceptable responses to any attack on another Bro Club Member