Or should I say really dumb state laws
Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
California: This ones for Lensman
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
New York:
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers
See, told you! Really dumb laws.
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