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I must be a retarded white punk or something because to me, the names 'Ice Cube' and 'Too Short' just seem completely and utterly ridiculous.

"Yo, nigga, I gonna be da biggest and baddest rappa in da hood yo"
"Yo you needs some cool name, yo"
"Howbouts 'Ice Cube' yo, them shit's is ice cold, yo! You see what I'm sayin?"

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"Yo bitch you too tall for me yo, I gotsta stand on some badass box or summin"
"Yeah, you too short, nigga"
"Too Short like Too Pac?"
"No too short like yo legs is little bendy ones and you aint tall"
"I'm'a call myself Too Short and be like reprezentin Too Pacs yo"


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