Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making Toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' asses, and losing money at the craps table. And then one shitty day a year, I send toys to all you little Fuckers!
HA! 