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Originally Posted by d00t
I would like to see the 4 paper delivery boys in my local area executed also. I have asked them multiple times not to put any junk mail into my letterbox but they still do it. Jail won't stop these monsters, once they get out they'll be 10years old and ready for another paperboy job. They need to be taken down as early as possible so that I don't need to spend 30 seconds a day clearing out my letterbox.
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If you are talking about paid newspapers, then dont subscribe and you wont get the paper. If you are talking about free trash papers, I share your hatred of those and if you give me your e-mail address I'll send you a very effective form letter I have used to get rid of those once and for all. Basically, you send the letter to the publisher's headquarters by registered mail, restricted delivery, to top guy (published, chief editor, etc) and the letter acknowledges receipt of the trash and explains that if they continue to deposit papers at your house, they will be contracting with your family for certain recycling and disposal services which cost $500 per paper. Then, the letter explains that they'll get a bill for services if they continue because their credit is good with you, and it briefly explains the unpleasantness of the collections end of your enterprise. I always include a picture of the thing they deposited (just take a pic with the camera, print it out on the laser printer in B&W, just so they can see it is theirs) and include that. Has worked EVERY time for me thus far.