baddog

A rabbi, a priest and The Boy Alley decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.

As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry?and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.

The priest got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.

"You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolded the rabbi. He then got up, walked across the lake, picked up his lunch as well as the Boy Alley's, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing The Boy Alley his afternoon meal.

The Boy Alley at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, "Wha... what... how did you...?"

The rabbi grins at the priest, nudges him, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"