01-08-2007, 09:52 AM
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Permanently Gone
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,019
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Hillarity ensues:
Quote:
Paul Markham: How many of those join links were wrong? That blog you sell is it yours or are you just an affiliate selling it?
Paul Markham: You see if they were all wrong you proved me a liar, if one was wrong you proved yourselves a bunch of idiots. Tearing me apart like that for one out of eight links is stupid, calling me out as a liar for all the join links being down is fair. Who do you think you really impressed, good business men and surfers or idiots who make a few dollars promoting a blog software?
Paul Markham: Look at the content store and work out what we spend shooting content. Do you think someone who does not have a clue can afford to shoot all that? Problem is you like to appear big, sending a few clicks around the Internet and earning dollars promoting other peoples businesses. Stay flaming me, you don't have what it takes to be me.
Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?
Edgeprod: That's not the topic. The topic is the mirth provided, which I am currently enjoying. Mirthfully.
Paul Markham: So it's a blog scripting company. So do you own the script?
Edgeprod: Warning: incoming mirth!
Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?
Edgeprod: Mirth: inbound!
Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?
Edgeprod: "Hey! You! Look out for that mirth!"
Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?
Edgeprod: Bzzzt, beep, beep, boop. Scanners indicate mirth.
Paul Markham: You did not even bother to think who or what the thread was aimed at did you. I might be wrong aiming it at them, but it worked. I was not aiming it at affiliates that's for sure.
Edgeprod: In our top stories today, analysts predict a 3% rise in the level of mirth.
Paul Markham: If you are so clever tell me who and what the thread was aimed at and I will tell everyone how clever you are.
Edgeprod: Studies show that mirth is good for the heart. Scientists suggest consuming one Markham per day to increase mirth levels.
Paul Markham: So not bright enough to work it out?
Edgeprod: Radioactive mirth began to rain on the city today, prompting officials to ...
Paul Markham: Do you want me to help and give you a clue?
Edgeprod: Email alert: Paul Markham has sent you mirth.
Paul Markham: As I thought no clue.
Edgeprod: Call 1-800-GO-MIRTH for a free Markham sample. Supplies are nearly infinite. Now YOU TOO can own yourself on a message board, repeatedly, and then again in ICQ. Operators are standing by. Laughing.
Edgeprod: P.S. -- roff-roff-roffle my waff-waff-waffle.
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