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StuBradley · 01-08-2007, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Is the sender still talking like me?

Paul, Paul, Paul. Since I have no return address to send an official reply to your 'member' I will post this here. We both know that you are the same person anyways.

In your email you ask me what I was doing before I got into this business. Well Paul, unfortunately for you I spent a little over two years studying criminology with a minor in (criminal) psychology. One of the many things I learned in my studies was how to tell when people are being decitful in both spoken words and writing. Basically, how to understand what people are REALLY telling you.

There are 10 reasons why I KNOW that you wrote that email. My thinking that you wrote the original sniplet that started this thread was just a strong hunch that was fortified by every rebuttal you made later on. Well, let's not waste any more time...here are the reasons:

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1. The most obvious clue is that you wrote the second email using broken sentences, bad punctuation and lots of upper case letters to show me that it 'was not you' writing the email. You even concrete the evidence by saying here on GFY, "Is the sender still talking like me?" No Paul, you made sure he was not. *rolls eyes*

2. Criminal Psychology 101: When accused a guilty person will go to great lengths to 'convince' you he is innocent. Whereas an innocent person will just tell you the truth, expect that you believe him and leave it at that. I think it fair to say you have went out of your way to convince me this 'surfer' is real.

3. This email was obviously written by somebody who does not like me. Look at all the name calling (reject, pussy, etc.). For someone who had only first heard of me a few minutes prior to writing this 'he' sure has a lot of pent up hostilaty towards me. If this letter really was from a 'surfer' who didn't know me it would have been much more calm.

4. I didn't get the email from 'him' but rather from you over ICQ.

5. You tell me on ICQ that 'he' used a NEW email. How do you know that it was new? And how do you know so goddamn much about a guy who just stumbled accross your site 3 weeks ago?

6. 'He' said, "so don't give US anymore of your bullshit." A 'surfer' would have said, "so don't give PAUL any more of your bullshit" as I had no interaction with 'him' prior to 'his' email. You really need to proofread more Paul.

7. Your 'surfer' knows Steve Lightspeed's real last name. I've been in this industry since 2000 and I don't/didn't even know Steve's real name.

8. He makes reference to the fact that he has "paid membership fees" to all these websites. How else does a surfer normally get into the member's areas? However someone in the industry who is accustomed to getting free access might think it important to point this out. *wink wink*

9. I assume you emailed your 'surfer' a link to this thread. I find it odd that he refers to the board as 'GFY'.

10. I also find it to be a huge coincidence that this 'his' two favorite sites (Lightspeed and SapphicErotica) are the ONLY TWO sites you promote on your forum. Not only that but he makes a nice sales pitch for them on your forum as well. *rolls eyes again*

11. 'He' points out the fact that I misspelled 'brilliant' in an earlier reply and then misspelled "peace" in 'piece of cake'. Thats not really evidence that it was you...it's just really damn funny!

Well Paul, are you gonna confess yet? I suspect that you won't but that instead you'll continue to post more evidence to support that you and him are the same person.

What really hurts me the most though Paul is the name calling. We've all had a great laugh here (at your expense) but I have never sunk so low as to call you names. Yes, I regretably suggested earlier that you had "shitty" content. I wish I had said 'saturated' instead.

Unfortunately we can not take things back once they are posted here.