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Two sheep herders are flying their sheep herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
"Quick!", shouts one sheep herder, "Grab a parachute and jump!"
As he's putting on his parachute, the other sheep herder asks, "What about the sheep?!?", to which the first responds, "Fuck the sheep!!!"
The other sheep herder pauses a moment, then asks, "Do you think we have time?"
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Mary had a little Sheep,
She took it to bed to warm her feet,
then she saw it was a ram,
Mary had a little Lamb.
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