"At least 200 have been found, and extracted out of deep rock at the Wonderstone Silver Mine in South Africa, averaging 1-4 inches in diameter and composed of a nickel-steel alloy that doesn't occur naturally."
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Now, I could care less how old the damn metal balls are or if they are man made or if they were made by some taco-eating-illegal-immigrant-super-intelligent-rabbitoid. What I want to know is why the fuck they look like death stars?
Just how the hell does something like that occur? Is it magic? Is it natural and they all just formed over time? Or is it something more sinister and evil, like a unicorn or the color green?
If it was only a one or two I would just chock this up to another Illuminati experiment gone wrong. But it's over 200 of these god damn little ancient death star replicas. If it turns out all of this is just a hoax by George Lucas I swear to Archiot I'll only watch his movies another dozen or more times before I stop watching them for good!