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Insults for Golddiggers
1. So far as men are concerned she can take them or leave them, after she takes them she leaves them.
2. She has a million - dollar smile. She only smiles at guys with a million dollars.
3. Her motto is: Dough or die.
4. The only man she'll go out with is one who is tall, dark and has some.
5. She spell "Matrimony" like "Matter-o money.
6. The only love nest she's interested in is an eight room apartment feathered with cash down.
7. She's always ready to go out for a little fund.
8. She does not mind whose means she lives beyond.
9. It's not too hard to find her. Just open your wallet, and there she is!
10. Her motto is: Think-Mink.
11. She may get married someday. She's waiting for the right amount to come along.
12. In her opinion a man does have to be much, if he has much.
13. All she looks for in a man is brown eyes and green money.
14. She brings out the animal in men-Mink.
15. What she looks for in a man is fiscal fitness.
16. She knows how to stay in the mink of condition.
17. Her hobby is collecting romantic antiques - rich old geezers.
18. She gets her men by using her come-on sense.
19. She measures a man's love by the carat.
20. She dresses on credit, but she will only undress for cash.
21. She's a human gimme pig.
22. She never sells herself for cash, she takes stocks, bonds, checks, and shares in oil wells.
23. She once married a guy for money. She divorced him for the same reason.
24. She loves everything about America-the people of America. The songs of America,
'THE BANK OF AMERICA'.
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