Yeah, I think you're certifiable, but that's just me. Interesting about the shopping/club cards though...that one has come up many times.
I couldn't find the article about the soccer mom who was investigated for buying too many baggies (did read about it last year though), but here's a guy that was arrested for arson based on his Safeway Club Card purchases:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm..._arson06m.html. (Long article, but he was innocent)
I look at it this way. If they profiled my Club Card they'd wonder why an alcoholic cat owner who never buys any food would possibly need so much toilet paper.
