You couldn't pull a root n a brothel, (not much chance of your mate getting any action)
Shaz, git over here and polish me knob (Sharon can you perform oral on me)
Carn luv be a sport (Lick your girlfriend out for me while I watch)
Tight as a nun's nastie (Your very frugal with your money)
Dry as a nun's nastie (Could do with a drink)
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