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SteveLightspeed · 02-17-2007, 09:09 AM

I have lots of favorite memories and crazy stories, unfortunately I can't tell all of them without getting myself in trouble!

Last year we had all the girls from Strip Dodgeball game up in my suite changing clothes after the event. To be funny, I picked up the phone and called the front desk to ask for some "supplies."

"Hi, this is Steve from Lightspeed. I have 8 naked girls in my room and we need a few things if thats ok... Yeah, ok, we need some whipped cream, a pingpong paddle, a bunch of AA batteries, a giant cucumber, and some video tape. What? No ping pong paddles? Do you have ANYTHING that could be used as a paddle? Like maybe an oar from a rowboat?" She seriously said, "HOLD ON WHILE I LOOK AROUND!!!" HAHAHAHAHA

My most sentiimental moment was last year's forum, when I retired the white Lightspeed jerseys with Frank and Joanne Cadwell. If you look at the pictures from that moment, you can see that I was beaming with pride!

Steve Lightspeed

02-17-2007, 09:09 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I have lots of favorite memories and crazy stories, unfortunately I can't tell all of them without getting myself in trouble! Last year we had all the girls from Strip Dodgeball game up in my suite changing clothes after the event. To be funny, I picked up the phone and called the front desk to ask for some "supplies." "Hi, this is Steve from Lightspeed. I have 8 naked girls in my room and we need a few things if thats ok... Yeah, ok, we need some whipped cream, a pingpong paddle, a bunch of AA batteries, a giant cucumber, and some video tape. What? No ping pong paddles? Do you have ANYTHING that could be used as a paddle? Like maybe an oar from a rowboat?" She seriously said, "HOLD ON WHILE I LOOK AROUND!!!" HAHAHAHAHA My most sentiimental moment was last year's forum, when I retired the white Lightspeed jerseys with Frank and Joanne Cadwell. If you look at the pictures from that moment, you can see that I was beaming with pride! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 02-17-2007 at 09:10 AM..