BREAKING NEWS!! Louisiana mob figure arrested
New Orleans - State police arrested reputed mob figure Anthony Gagliano today for murder. Gagliano is charged with the murder of bar owner James Wainwright Jr.
Allegedly Mr Wainwright was heavily in debt to Gagliano, and Gagliano and accomplices yet to be named took Wainwright deep into the swampland by the rice paddies, and beat him to death with a miniature statue.
Police say this is the first documented case of a knick knack paddy whack in state history.
More details to follow...
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