Anna Nicole Was Delusional White Trash Who Should Never Be Compared To Marilyn
I see all the shit about her on TV and all the people comparing her to Marilyn Monroe which is a disgrace to Miss Monroe. Anna is only known for appearing in playboy and a 5 minute role in a third rate movie and Monroe was in over a dozen films.
The only reason Anna is known at all is because of the money she inherited from the decrepit old man she married and she never even saw a dime of that money. Anna wasn't even sexy, she looked more like an ogre than anything else. Other than her huge boobs and her huge mouth that could probably swallow a 12 inch dick she has no real physical attractiveness.
I just can't stand that she compared herself to Marylin in her life and even wanted to be buried in the same cemetery as her. Anna was a pathetic white trash stripper who got lucky by getting a playboy spread and meeting a rich oil tycoon who was just glad to find a young woman who would give him a sponge bath.
She wasted her life stuffing her face with ding dongs and Twinkies and never cared about her body until there was money to be made. Marilyn had weight problems to but she never ballooned up like a whale and she always took care of herself. She practiced yoga and even lifted weights to keep fit. She didn't have a lot of acting talent but she worked hard to try and improve herself. She took an acting coach with her to every rehearsal and she had natural sex appeal. Anna had the sex appeal of a lost puppy dog you'd want to take home so it didn't get run over by a car.
The only thing that Anna had in common with Marilyn is that they both probably spent some time on their knees to get a movie role
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