I'd call him Stains.
Will raise a few eyebrows when people ask what his name is and as an added incentive, when you're at the dog park with him and want to recall him to your side ... imagine the open mouths when you shout "Come Stains Come Stains" ....
Seriously, give this name the consideration it deserves!
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