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Shok · 02-24-2007, 08:58 PM

Ok so this was at the forum in 02 or 03.

I was out drinking at the pool with everyone until I guess around 3 or 4am.
So finally I am beat and head the long walk back to my room.

I can't wait to crash.

So I get in the room and I instantly realize something seems different. Like my suitcase was moved.
No big deal probably the maid.

So I sit on the end of the bed and grab the remote and the fucking thing is totally covered in Vaseline!
I'm like wtf!!

So I stand up and walk to the bathroom to wash my hands and theres a big fucking hunk of meat rotting in the sink!

Then someone had soaked a tampon in ketchup ( I hope it was ketchup) and stuck it to the wall.
The bathtub was full of fucking live fish swimming around!
I was amazed at the length these perpetraters had gone to.

I looked around the room and figured ok thats it. I cant find anyother shanannigans, so I get ready to pass out in bed and deal with it in the morning.

Well I pull back the comforter and see like these lines or something under the sheet. I'm like what the hell are these lines?

I pulled back the sheet and my godamn bed was filled with these huge ass worms, like thousands of worms!

Ok Im done Im not sleeping with the worms, plus if they went this far there just might be a rattlesnake in here also.

So I call the front desk and say "hey you need to put me in another room"
They ask why, I say "because someone fucked up my room....you must have let someone pay you off to get a key, because they were in here and trashed my room!"

They say hold on we will send someone over.

So like 5 minutes later I get a knock on the door, when i go to open it, the fucking handle is coated in vaseline and i cant get it open. Finally I yank it open and it's the godamn Phoenix police!

They come inside and start looking around and Im showing them all the worms and shit, and the cop looks at me and says "Why did you do this to your room?"

Im like what the hell dude why would I do this to my own room!!!

He puts his hand on his gun and demands I calm down.
Im like, dude Im calm, you calm down.
He tells me he can take me to jail for this.

So I plead my case that Im not so fucking retarded to trash my own godamn room and they call the front desk to get someone there to clean it.
They leave all pissed off at me and the cleaner crew shows up.

They see the fish and worms and dont want no part of it.
Finally around 6am the hotel puts me in a suite because thats all they have available.

The next day I saw they had yellow caution tape around the front door of my other room.

The responsible parties...RRRed, Ken Lawson, Jason Zimmerman and a few others are currently living on borrowed time.

Enjoy your carefree days, because it's fucking coming around.

02-24-2007, 08:58 PM
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Ok so this was at the forum in 02 or 03. I was out drinking at the pool with everyone until I guess around 3 or 4am. So finally I am beat and head the long walk back to my room. I can't wait to crash. So I get in the room and I instantly realize something seems different. Like my suitcase was moved. No big deal probably the maid. So I sit on the end of the bed and grab the remote and the fucking thing is totally covered in Vaseline! I'm like wtf!! So I stand up and walk to the bathroom to wash my hands and theres a big fucking hunk of meat rotting in the sink! Then someone had soaked a tampon in ketchup ( I hope it was ketchup) and stuck it to the wall. The bathtub was full of fucking live fish swimming around! I was amazed at the length these perpetraters had gone to. I looked around the room and figured ok thats it. I cant find anyother shanannigans, so I get ready to pass out in bed and deal with it in the morning. Well I pull back the comforter and see like these lines or something under the sheet. I'm like what the hell are these lines? I pulled back the sheet and my godamn bed was filled with these huge ass worms, like thousands of worms! Ok Im done Im not sleeping with the worms, plus if they went this far there just might be a rattlesnake in here also. So I call the front desk and say "hey you need to put me in another room" They ask why, I say "because someone fucked up my room....you must have let someone pay you off to get a key, because they were in here and trashed my room!" They say hold on we will send someone over. So like 5 minutes later I get a knock on the door, when i go to open it, the fucking handle is coated in vaseline and i cant get it open. Finally I yank it open and it's the godamn Phoenix police! They come inside and start looking around and Im showing them all the worms and shit, and the cop looks at me and says "Why did you do this to your room?" Im like what the hell dude why would I do this to my own room!!! He puts his hand on his gun and demands I calm down. Im like, dude Im calm, you calm down. He tells me he can take me to jail for this. So I plead my case that Im not so fucking retarded to trash my own godamn room and they call the front desk to get someone there to clean it. They leave all pissed off at me and the cleaner crew shows up. They see the fish and worms and dont want no part of it. Finally around 6am the hotel puts me in a suite because thats all they have available. The next day I saw they had yellow caution tape around the front door of my other room. The responsible parties...RRRed, Ken Lawson, Jason Zimmerman and a few others are currently living on borrowed time. Enjoy your carefree days, because it's fucking coming around.