Favorite Chuck Norris fact?
After the boom of chuck norris fact, a lot of them came out... whats your fav?
Mine has got to be this:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard, which he carried with him with pride until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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