Originally Posted by Splum

The Oscars are a joke, today they will give out 3 oscars to black people for the very first time in history and everyone will clap and applaud at how far blacks have come in the movies and how fair liberal hollywood is to minorities. Then they will move on to the "people who never won" category and give out some obscure Oscare for an old theater nobody so they can still feel good about their own craft THEN they will move on and make a nice political statement by presenting Al Gore with an Oscar for being almost President(err I mean for his movie) and try to bribe him to run in 08. Then there will be the orgasmic after parties where they will rub each others egos until they all scream with extacy. Bleh what a fucking circle jerk with everyone cumming on each others faces.