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Old 03-03-2007, 02:52 PM  
RawAlex
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Richard Simmons could skip really high when exercising and hit his head on the space station too.

one of the astonauts could let you a really wicked fart, knocking the station out of orbit.

The sun could fail to rise at the right time, running the space station out of electricity and heat, which would kill the people inside.

Gravity could be temporarily revoked, and the space station could just float away.

Wild sex between two of the station inhabitants causes a violent rocking motion that sends the station into a death spiral, where it hits the freedom tower and knocks if down, with a small piece also hitting the sears tower and the hoover dam.

Or the most likely: Congress will quit funding it just as it is completed, the Russians will take over, and it will slowly degrade like their last space station did.
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