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demented · 12-28-2002, 12:03 PM

I met Master P once and shook his hand. I used to do security at alot of concerts when they came to town. People I've met include, Nstink ( Nsync ), Britney Spears, Ja Rule, Jay-Z, Metallica, Jimmy Buffet, Alan Jackson, Blink 182, ICP ( ICP are fucking weirdos ) and some chick singer. I forget her name. She used to sing with Ja Rule. " shurgs " When I met Britney , it was at a Nsync concert. She is kinda chubby lol. She had on these tight tight mmmmmm blue jeans and had a tiny bit of pudge hanging out. But god damn she smelled so fucking good. Like strawberrys

She said Hi to all of us and shook our hands. I didn't want to wash that hand forever

12-28-2002, 12:03 PM
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I met Master P once and shook his hand. I used to do security at alot of concerts when they came to town. People I've met include, Nstink ( Nsync ), Britney Spears, Ja Rule, Jay-Z, Metallica, Jimmy Buffet, Alan Jackson, Blink 182, ICP ( ICP are fucking weirdos ) and some chick singer. I forget her name. She used to sing with Ja Rule. " shurgs " When I met Britney , it was at a Nsync concert. She is kinda chubby lol. She had on these tight tight mmmmmm blue jeans and had a tiny bit of pudge hanging out. But god damn she smelled so fucking good. Like strawberrys She said Hi to all of us and shook our hands. I didn't want to wash that hand forever