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Joke
I got this in an E-mail today.
> A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror
> pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a
> stop, a police officer approaches the car.
>
> The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
>
> Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour
> zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
>
> Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
>
> Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife
> dirty look.]
>
> Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
> light.
>
> Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
>
> Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
> [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
>
> Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
> your seat belt.
>
> Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
>
> Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
>
> The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't
> you just shut up?!"
>
> The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your
> husband talk to you this way all the time?"
>
> Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
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