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Originally posted by MonkeyMan
I did a fuckin search. If theres one.... Show it too me I really wanna read.
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He's right, there have been several.
Well, here goes...
I thank god for creating the gash. Selling pussy online of 18 year old whores has made me some money. And that's what I like. I like making money. I like saving it. I hope I'll be able to take my money in heaven. I sure would like to pay for a blowjob from the virgin mary. Thanks God.

Thanks for making the pussy so fucking desireable. Oh, and thanks for inventing capatilism.
Oh, and thanks for supplying me with so many 18 year old pussies that I will never run out.
I guess God already has all that shit figured out. God is one smart mother fucker.