12-30-2002, 11:45 PM
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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I know everybody has one...
My retarded uncle Pat is this crazy uncle of mine that lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere. He is divorced twice and lives on his own. He is an avid gun collector and loves to hunt, for fucks sake the guy sits around in his camoflauge fatigues half the time when he is at home. He lives on a steady diet of coors light and raw scheniders hot dogs with mustard. Yes he just dips the raw hot dogs in the mustard jar and eats them. Yes I know serious class!
He once sat outside Blockbuster in his pickup truck for 6 hours waiting for a movie to be returned! Yes I said 6 hours!
This retarded uncle of mine has not once but TWICE burnt his house down. The first time he did it by smoking in bed and the second time was when he left the fryer on in his kitchen while making french fries. He went upstairs to change and fell asleep! Both times his neighbour had to come into his house and save his dumb ass! And believe it or not both times the insurance company paid to rebuild his house... Although after the latest fire he was given a hard time so he threatened to sue everyone! LOL!
Anyways my uncle is so retarded that he didn't happen to notice his right foot was going a very odd color... That color was fucking BLACK!!! He is one of those guys who never went to the doctor and guess what he had a very progressed case of diabetes. The diabetes was so terrible that his foot started to deteriorate due to no blood flow. And so be it his foot went black as no blood was going into it. The stupid fucker went to the hospital expecting they would give him some anti-biotics and low and behold they had to cut his whole goddamn foot off!!! NO KIDDING!!!
Anyways this stupid bastard is in the hospital and whining poor me and poor me.
Now most of my family is made up of doctors and lawyers but he is that one black sheep of the family. Anybody else have good stories of their crazy family members?
DH
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