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My grandmother is insane. She is a "collector", she has lived in her house forever, its 5 bedrooms, two stories with a 3 car garage. It is COMPLETELY filled with SHIT that she has saved or bought at Salvation Army. My grandfather was living in their basement apartment because he couldnt deal with her. Then her fridge stopped working and he told her to clear a path big enough to move it out of the house but she decided that wasn't going to happen so she just cleaned the food out of it and closed up the top story of the house and moved into the basement with Grandpa. He then moved out and bought himself a trailer a few blocks away and refuses to give her the keys. Now there are squirrels living in the upstairs.
Once my uncle stopped by to pick something up with a friend. When he came out of the house his friend asked him wtf was in the upstairs window. My grandma had so much shit piled on the counters that she couldnt see out of the window so she was standing backwards looking out the window with one of those mirrors on a telescoping handle that mechanics use!!! They could see her fucking face in the reflection of the mirror, lol
The downstairs basement apartment she moved into had a kitchen sink and a hot plate. She had so many dishes and shit piled in the sink that she couldnt get water from the tap, she had to use the sprayer. She bought one of those long lighters to light the gas hot plate and it was sitting on top of a pile of papers and shit on the counter. She was cooking something and there was an avalanche of the papers and the lighter went flying into the flaming burner. It exploded in her face and singed her eyebrows etc and she couldnt turn the fucking water on so she was trying to put out her burning eyebrows with the goddamn SPRAYER!!!
I could go on forever ;)
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