RedShoe

I will do something for you for free. Sort of.

First of all before you waste your time reading this, you need to have a Burbank California business.

It's not really free, I would need something in return.
I would need payroll proof that I worked for you, and I would need a letter from you (the business owner) specifying work hours, on your business letterhead.

Why?

As it tunrns out our little girl is going to be starting Kindergarten in August. We researched the schools in our area and they are all shit. I mean like among the lowest scores in the valley. We're sending her to a pre-school now and she is doing really well.

Our research taught us that the better schools on the east side of the Valley are in Burbank. One of the highest scoring schools in the Valley is Jefferson School. That's where we want her to go. But, California has this really fucked up rule about crossing districts. If you don't live in Burbank, you can show proof that you work there. So... if you have a business in Burbank and would be willing to say I work for you... I will. It doesn't get reported anywhere, I just need to show a document to the school saying I work for a company in Burbank.

I tried telling them that I do a lot of business there but I'm located in North Hollywood, and they didn't seem to care. They want to know I work in Burbank, not just do business there.

I can design, I can cut trailers, I can come and tell you jokes. I'll do almost anything to get a Burbank business to give me a letter saying I work there.

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