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Mutt · 01-01-2003, 04:48 AM

i get multiple spams a day for drugs to make the cock bigger.
Did the FDA and the FTC just give up and any shit goes now? I can sell any bullshit in a bottle and tell people it'll make the cock bigger, their faces prettier, lose weight, add 25 I.Q. points?

is there anything to the cock pills that even remotely is based on some real science? what's supposed to happen when you take the pills, how does it make the cock grow?

i'm going to be marketing my own penis growth kit soon. CockBeBig? is going to be a nicely packaged kit, open the box and there's a ballpeen hammer and an instruction sheet

1. Take cock out of underpants
2. Stretch cock
3. Lay cock on a flat surface, a table or work bench will suffice
4. Pick up ballpeen hammer from box
5. Smash hammer down upon cock repeatedly, a minimum of
6 times, 10 times would be better
6. Sit down and relax and watch the results, wow, the cock is
5 times its normal size. We told you we guaranteed results!

If you want to be a part of the CockBeBig? team i am open to partnerships with the right people.

01-01-2003, 04:48 AM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	What's Up With The Cock Spam? i get multiple spams a day for drugs to make the cock bigger. Did the FDA and the FTC just give up and any shit goes now? I can sell any bullshit in a bottle and tell people it'll make the cock bigger, their faces prettier, lose weight, add 25 I.Q. points? is there anything to the cock pills that even remotely is based on some real science? what's supposed to happen when you take the pills, how does it make the cock grow? i'm going to be marketing my own penis growth kit soon. CockBeBig? is going to be a nicely packaged kit, open the box and there's a ballpeen hammer and an instruction sheet 1. Take cock out of underpants 2. Stretch cock 3. Lay cock on a flat surface, a table or work bench will suffice 4. Pick up ballpeen hammer from box 5. Smash hammer down upon cock repeatedly, a minimum of 6 times, 10 times would be better 6. Sit down and relax and watch the results, wow, the cock is 5 times its normal size. We told you we guaranteed results! If you want to be a part of the CockBeBig? team i am open to partnerships with the right people. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!