Tony Blair offers Iran hardline decision: Make a move
Tony Blair has said that if Iran does not release the 15 British troops in a timely manner, he will continue to make press releases suggesting that Iran release the troops. He is committed to pursuing the release of her Majesty's soldiers until they are safe and free, even if that means making really harsh beat-around-the-bush comments for months.
A spokesperson for the Iranian government has replied "Oh. I didn't realise that the situation was so grave for us. We will be releasing the sailors immediately." he paused for a moment and then shouted "NOT!" into my face.
See also: Briton and the US have a history of being faggots and stepping on eggshells when it comes to Iran.
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