Ok...so my best friend is getting married and i'm responsible for the party. I call my brother and say, ' hey dude, Bryans getting married and I'm throwing the party.' He says, 'cool, do you want hookers, or dancers or what?' I say, 'both, lets make it a good one!'
Scene fades to the night of the party... Everyone that was there got laid by the hookers that came, with the exception of myself ( I had a woman at the time) and my friend (was getting married at the time). Everybody else had girlfriends or was married also, but didn't give a shit.
In retrospect.... If I had the chance again, I would FOR SURE get in on the action, but it was still a great time!
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