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1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service)
but they blow ass because they always need help from the US.

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)!

6. *You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. *cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. *What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. *In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals