I have officially become the most famous alumnus of Mayfield High School.
I am getting some kind of kiss assy award and for what?
Being on TV?
NO
Being in Porn and having played a part of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape?
NO
Fucking over 117 different porn stars, 3 Penthouse Pets, and 2 Playmates?
NO
It's for being a MOVIE star.
:-))
This is all too much for me
Thought I'd share with the peanut gallery though
I figure if anyone can help me keep a level head, it's my friends and haters here on GFY!