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1. Get drunk.
2. Hookup with someone & have sex.
3. Have more sex.
4. Get tired & bored of having sex.
5. Start arguing about a lack of sex vs. the other's need for too much sex.
6. Have makeup sex to fix the issue.
7. Start feeling lonely, and blame it on the other person.
8. Argue about feelings.
9. Have makeup sex.
10. Argue about having arguements.
11. Have more makeup sex.
12. To fix all of the issues, get married.
13. If that doesn't work, have a kid.
14. Divorce because you never have sex anymore.
15. Battle over custody.
16. GOTO 1
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