I just had a gay dream!
Scariest shit evar!
Dreamt that I creampied a dude!
I was tripping about AIDS.
Then I went to the restaurant and ordered 4 slices of bread with cheese on them for 10.22$
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
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