stickyfingerz

He reminds me of the joke about the city slicker hunter that shoots the duck and it lands on a farmers property. The farmer refuses to give the duck to the hunter, but tells him there is a way to settle it. The city slicker asks for details in order to resolve the situation. The farmer explains well what we do around here is we take turns kicking each other in the groin, and whoever gives up first is the loser of the disagreement. The city slicker thinks it over and agrees. The farmer explains that since its his land he gets to go first. He draws back his foot and with all his might wails the city slicker in the nuts. He falls to the floor in terrible pain. He takes about 5 minutes to gather himself backup, and says ok, its my turn. The farmer then says.. Its ok, you can have the duck...