Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee.

My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound.