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REAL newspaper ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND FINALLY:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes, excellent condition for $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything.
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