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Originally Posted by StuartD
NAFTA is all about give and take.
Canada gives everything to the US and the US takes everything from Canada.
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See, it's that attitude right there that probably got you denied...
Now if you were more like this guy, you could have breezed right in:
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US customs officials allowed Gregory Allan Despres, a clearly troubled person, into the United States from Canada. There were good reasons to worry about Despres:
He was carrying (presumably in his car) a homemade sword, brass knuckles, pepper spray, a hatchet, and—get ready—a blood-spattered chainsaw.
He was clearly delusional, talking about how he worked for the President of the United States.
And, as you can see from the photo, he could easily compete with Richard Reid, the wannabe shoe bomber, in a Most Likely to Be A Murderer photo contest.
Now, obviously, you can't detain a person because he looks creepy, and there were no outstanding warrants for Despres. Unfortunately, he was a murderer, and the blood on the chainsaw came from his victims.
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Better luck next time...
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