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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel
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Dunno how anyone can manage to screw stuff up so much!!!
Got one a job in a kinda upmarket jewellery store - he dressed smart, looked the part and would be a handy "minder" if there was a robbery...
But... despite the "presentation" was immaculate... ("Yes mam, no mam" stuff) the "veneer" slipped on the odd occasion

Was in the store one rainy day and just happened to be in earshot while this guy was opening the door to a blue-rinse elderly lady. She says... "Terrible weather today". He replied "Yes mam, fucking pissing down today"
The old lady looked a total blank - I doubt she believed what she actually heard and prob thought she was imagining it
