Just found a submission of a Turkish male escort to one of my directories. I think the way he is describing himself is pretty funny:
I was sailor.i work as charter yatch captan sometimes.i have been 36 countries with ship and i maked love with woman of nearly 36 countries.i maked love with two girls (ages 18-20) for 25 days at hongkong nearly time and girls very happy now.i am living west side of turkey and original turkish person.weigth 136,heigth 5.6,athletic.i no make problem drunk time and continue my service.i am late man while making love.
more here:
http://www.beep.com/members/escortforwoman/index.htm