DWB

Then....

I'm finnin' to drills holes in my exhaust and drive cross country, littering and tagging shit the entire way, until I get to Redhoes joint.

Then I'm gonna set those fucking hissing roaches free that he keeps in the office, right before I shoot bottle rockets at the ghetto bird as it flys overhead.

And then... then... I'm going to Frys and I'm gonna just start stealing shit. Whatever I can't steal, I'm gonna break right there on the spot.

I figure by this time I will be in a police chase flying down the 101 with the top down, smoking a joint and drinking Jack Daniels right out of the bottle.

Once they blow out my tires, I'm pulling the gun from the glove box and I'm going to wave it in the air, maybe fire off a few shots at the news helicopters. Then get out and run into some back yards, hopping fences, and taking pot shots at the po-po as I get away.

Chances are they will shoot me down, and then the last laugh will be on me because I will be strapped with pipe bombs around my chest and will take about 10 of us out when they rush me after I hit the ground.

All in the name of Allah.

Well, him and this e-mail I got that told me to do this on May 15th and 16th while the rest of the world was sitting at home not getting gas.