Woke up, took a leak, jumped in the shower, grabbed some coffee, read the net for a while, went back into the bathroom, took a big greazy dump, wiped my ass, flushed the bowl, admired skid marks made on bowl for several seconds while grinning with self satisfaction, jumped back in shower quick to rinse my stinky hole, got out of the shower, dried off with towel making extra sure to wipe my shit hole and make sure that no poo residue was seeping forth, got dressed, went to office.
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