A guy goes into the chemist to buy some condoms.
“What size?” Asks the clerk. “I don’t know” he replies. The clerk says “Go and see Sophie in aisle 4
He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch and yells “Medium!”
The guy is mortified. He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms and gets sent to Sophie. He grabs him and yells “Large!”. The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves.
A high school boy comes in to buy condoms.
“What size?”. The kid embarrassedly says “I’ve never done this before I don’t know what size”. He gets sent to Sophie, she grabs him and yells ……
“Cleaners needed in aisle 4!”
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